Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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