"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
