I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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