After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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