just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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