dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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