check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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