Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Acid is not a monday night drug
two words...techno handjob
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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