its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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