It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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