I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
She announced her abortion via fbk
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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