her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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