I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I feel like abortions should bother me more
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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