I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
you had me at cake vodka
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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