she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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