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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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