Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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