he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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