Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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