i need an iv and a liver transplant
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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