Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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