How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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