reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
