i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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