Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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