How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
So apparently I’m into choking now
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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