why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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