Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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