Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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