she kept yelling 'call me bella'
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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