it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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