sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize