People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
