Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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