How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i barfeds in our rink
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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