awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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