dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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