But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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