oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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