i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
this just has baby written all over it
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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