Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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