yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Randomize
