OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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