Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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