Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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