I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Green mimosas i think yes
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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