covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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