Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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