we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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