I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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