Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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