Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Where did you get a picture of my penis
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Drunk walkin through police station. America
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize