Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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