I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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