the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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